Woot, I got suspended for asking how to spell the word intercom. Fuck substitutes.
Go outside, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
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Posted by SuparEFG - November 14th, 2009
Woot, I got suspended for asking how to spell the word intercom. Fuck substitutes.
You can't spell intercom? Fucking retard.
I knew how, I had a brain failure.
Traumatic insemination, also known as hypodermic insemination, is the mating practice in some species of invertebrates in which the male pierces the female's abdomen with his penis and injects his sperm through the wound into her abdominal cavity (hemocoel). The sperm diffuse through the female's hemolymph, reaching the ovaries and resulting in fertilization. The process is detrimental to the female's health. It creates an open wound which impairs the female until it heals, and is susceptible to infection. The injection of sperm and ejaculatory fluids into the hemocoel can also trigger an immune reaction in the female. Bedbugs, which reproduce solely by traumatic insemination, have evolved a pair of sperm-receptacles, known as the spermalege. The spermalege reduce the damage to the female bedbug during traumatic insemination.
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Fag.
They probably thought you were making a joke about the word intercourse.
Like sextant:
A navigational instrument incorporating a telescope and an angular scale that is used to work out latitude and longitude.
Get what I'm saying?
Yea.
^ Hahaha, BS. He can't find you since
a.) THERE'S NO WAY OF TRACKING ANYONE OVER THE INTERNET WITHOUT BEING A PEDOPHILE OR FBI
b.) He's too retarded to use anything he owns, especially his computer.
c.) YOU CAN'T FUCKING GO CROSS COUNTRY ON A DAMN TRICYCLE.
Also, regarding post:
HAHAHAOHMYGOD
How the FUCK can you ger suspended for asking how to spell a word?
That's as retarded as ekim, man.
LOL I know I was like "How do you spell intercom?" and she sent me to the office for disrupting the class.
Well, by retarded I'm referring to the substitute and ekim.
Clarification is key on the internet.
Also: Nobody would team up with you without shooting themselves in the head a minute later, ekim.
I'd do it a minute before.
^
You STFU, homosexual cuntbag.
Fo shizzle.
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Yutamo
That was gay. LOL
SuparEFG
Yea, rofl.