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SuparEFG
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Bacon Narwhal @SuparEFG

Age 29, Male

Basement Dweller.

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Mars duuuude.

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NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD! :3

Read above.

hmm...my girlfriend is having a simliar problem...she broke her glasses months ago and is getting a new pair sometime next month...her parents are making her wear one from 4th grade that give her headaches....just so she could get used to wearing glasses again....

Oh.

99% of my family uses glasses.

I have the best vision anyone in my family ever saw, and I have 93 relatives.

Also, glasses seem to suck nads. Wearing them practically 24/7.

It's worth it to see, I guess.

Edit sucks.

My parents are somehow still together. My dad could cheat on my mom at any time and my mom is bipolar and could murder him at any time. Weird.

Also, fucking stab your moms boyfriend. If my parents broke up I always planned on stabbing them. Srsly.

Same with mine.

Aww. Well, tell your mom's boyfriend he's a preppy faggot who's gayer than cum on a moustache.

Actually, that would work, he has a moustache, ololol.

Also, 2 things:
a.) Neato new userpic. Looks like the guy from P3. But why not just use Cirno?
b.) Personally, I like glasses more than contacts since I'm one of those lazy thin-ass fucks who stay up until 11:00 on teh intranets and wake up at 6:15 half-fucking-dead for 20 minutes. Then I'll finally get up, eat soggy cereal, and throw some half-assed outfit together in five minutes, while making sure my hair isn't all jacked up for people to laugh at. And then I'll conk out in Math or Language Arts. I realize that doesn't directly explain why contacts suck, but that's how my mornings go. In other words, I'm tired in the morning and I couldn't put on contacts in time for my life. I really don't know why I decided to do this huge-ass rant on my mornings and the fact that I'm just some lazy bitch on weekday mornings, but whatever. I did it and people can respond 'TL;DR' like a total illiterate faggot.

I'm in the same boat as you, only I stay up waaay later. I'd be to lazy to put them on every morning, and I personally like how glasses look, and I'm gunna use Cirno whenever I get on an actual computer, tommorow I hope.

Dandy dandy.
Use Advent Cirno, she looks more badass that way.

Okai.

Well, fuck.
Well, is your vision that impaired? If not, then you could be fine.

Everything fuzzy past 7 feet and I can barely read the whiteboard so it pretty much sucks.

Punch that faggot in teh face.

For great justice.

I has 20-20 vision..... No offense

That's not offensive, so none taken.

Edit 3: DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

amirite?

URDOINITRIGHT

U CAN C

I CAN C

Lol, mouthy prick?

Lmao, that's what he called me.

Awesome.

Nerd.....Naw, just kidding ^^ Just because you have glasses dosn't mean your a nerd. Although, it does mean you have some common sense to not have contacts (they friggin hurt... lying, bastard eye doctors). Anyway, First two commenters are fags :3

Kick that guy in the balls...

Inorite

Edit 4: Moms boyfriend called me a mouthy prick again and snapped my glasses.

NEVAR