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SuparEFG
Go outside, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

Bacon Narwhal @SuparEFG

Age 28, Male

Basement Dweller.

EEEEEEE

Mars duuuude.

Joined on 4/11/09

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Chill and get better.
:3 I'd like you to stay alive.

Lol, thanks. My mom makes me go to schoolwhen I'm sick, unless I'm puking or something like that because I used to fake it all the time.
In retrospect, I guess that's my fault.

YEAH AND I'D LIKE A FUCKING MAGICAL GOURD OF INFINITE SAKE

BUT YOU AREN'T HELPING ME WITH THAT

OR AM I? CONUNDRUM

No.

You are not.

FUCKING HALP, IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE.

ME NOT RAPING THE EARTH WITH A MAGICAL GIANT BOULDER WHEN WE RUN OUT OF ALCOHOL.

MAKE A DIVICE THAT CAN CLONE THE STRUCTURE, ATOMS, PARTICLES, AND CHEMICAL PROPERTIES OF ALCOHOL, LINE YOUR GOURD WITH IT, AND THATS THAT.

Wat.

WELL SHIT

MAYBE I SHOULD BECOME A PHYSICIAN AND MAKE A HADRON COLLIDER

OR FUCKING MURDER EVERY SCIENTIST AND TAKE THEIR RESEARCH.

FOR GREAT JUSTICE

Ouch.

Yep.

FUCK YES EKIM GOT HI-JACKED

INORITE

Haha I hope you die you dirty bastard.

DIRTY MEXICAN

.....Lest you didn't get the fucking RRoD...it sucks dick...oh well heres my chance to get the xbox elite...get better...

Olololol

It'd be a physicist, not a physician.
WOW LOOK AT ME AND MY KNOWLEDGE
Also: Ignore Ekim. He's boring now.

He's always been boring.

Since i now use proper grammar?

No, because your an emmense faggot.

Proper grammar, my ass!
Capitalize your 'I's, dumbass.

Precisley.

Oh, and you know what I realized? I missed a Touhou reference opportunity for a second.
If you're so sick, call for Eirin. She'll help. Or go horribly homicial on you for doing that. And then get a giant suppository to-
Er, ahh...
Look up suppository so you know what I'm talking about if you don't, Cirno.

I know what they are.

I somehow set my biological clock backwards. I'M NOCTURNAL.

AWESOME

You're the emense faggot. You whores ( i know you are a girl all of the 4chan but albino are girls) just picked a random person to take out their anger on me. Just say it, you're the fags here.

Read below.

Yeah, I'll do that when you admit you're 11 first.
And even when you do that, I probably won't give enough of a fuck to say that anyway.

Yeah.

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Maybe if you'd just LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE

Yeah, he's so fuckng persistent.

OH HAY I JUST VISITED YOUR PAGE WHEN YOU GOT ON
:3

OSWEET

You know. I'm gonna report this to the police if you guys dont stop.

We have done nothing against the law. Let's re-cap the illegal things you've done:

-Pressured us about where we lived
-Claimed you could track us
-Said you would kill all of us (multiple times)
-Your 11, your not supposed to be on the Internet.

So if you want somebody turned in to police, turn yourself in. Also, it's your own stupidity and ignorance that make it so easy to piss you off.

Since when has it been a crime to anger people on the internet?
The police can't do anything about this, since there's nothing against the law about this.
No death threats, no asking where you live (on my part, anyway.), and nothing dealing with illegal activity.
You however, have threatened to kill nearly all of us on multiple occasions.
And also have said you can find us and kill us.
And also have lied about your age. 11 year olds are not allowed here.

Most of the evidence is against you.

Also, I doubt your European police will care about some foreigner on the internet, since you're obviously from Germany/Israel/Russia/Poland.

Truth.

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Do you think that will really stick? We are not performing any illegal activity. We have not threatened you, at all. However, you have threatened us numerous times. You have informed us (Incorrectly, I may add) that you can track us down and kill us with a cleaver that you claim to have. Threatening a man is a crime.
All evidence is against you.
It's your call, Ekim.

Double truth.

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